Jason: hey
no one cares about your stupid blank gchat status message
John's new status message - atkins is a tool
Jason: yes, essence atkins is a tool
you should look her up on wikipedia
me: no
Jason: www.wikipedia.org
and then search essence atkins
Jason: that isn't even a real website
me: it is now
Jason: did you just buy the domain?
me: yes
Jason: wow.com
way to go the extra mile
are there pictures of me up there?
me: yes
Jason: i don't believe you